Read any good jerseys, bottles, t-shirts, or gloves lately?

Bike Tease & Unmade Jerseys


BOTTLE #1: Gripes

BOTTLE #2: Affirmations

Bottle #3: Cols

Bottle #4: NY Law


This is the Stelvio Pass in Italy. It is the second highest paved pass in the Alps
(43 feet below the highest, the Col de l'Iseran in France).  
It has 48 switchbacks.  (See a photo of it on the next page.)
The jersey's base color honors the azzura, the traditional color of all
Italian national teams. The sleeve bands are the colors of the Italian flag.

The Alpe d'Huez is the most legendary site in all of bike racing.
It has 21 switchbacks. (There is a picture on it on the next page.)
The background is yellow in reference to the maillot jaune, the Yellow Jersey
of the Tour de France. The sleeve bands are the colors of the French flag.

No, I am not knocking off somebody else's line here.
I coined the expression "One Less Car." You can Google it.
I gave it to Transportation Alternatives, New York's
nt bike advocacy organization. 
Darn them for not protecting it. How I wish they got the money for licensing it.

This is strictly a concept jersey. Probably not good to wear where there are
emotionally  stunted, yahoo drivers and their emotionally stunted, yahoo
passengers who find it good sport to buzz cyclists and throw bottles, cans,
and bullets at them. ...Which  is to say everywhere....